Gary and Melissa
Loved to make love
Loved to make love
Loved to make love to each other
Over and over and over again
For the first few weeks of their relationship
They made love four or five times a night
They were really turned on for a while
Then to enhance their pa**ion
They bought s** books
The Joy of Sex
The Sensous Couple
The Joy of Sex Part 2
The Kama Sutra
Even Yet More Still Joy of Sex
Popular Mechanics
Betty Crocker
Anything
They tried as many positions as they were capable of
Physically
Physically
Physically
They were really turned on for a while
Then to heighten their pa**ion
They bought s** toys
Ben-wa balls
French ticklers
Nipple clamps
co*k rings
Whips and chains and bondage gear
Bowling balls
dil*os
Vibrators
Watermelons
Commemorative Statuettes of Liberty
Anything
They were really turned on for a while
They set up a video camera
And taped themselves having s**
Then they watched it on the VCR
While having more s**
Then to heighten their pa**ion
Gary taped Melissa having s** with some of his friends
And Melissa taped Gary having s** with some of her friends
Then they watched it on the VCR
While having more s**
They were really turned on
As the years went by
Gary and Melissa became fine upstanding members of their community
Although they never married
Their relationship outlasted all the marriages on their block
And they never fought
Except to heighten their pa**ion
They had made an agreement
That when one of them died
The other would continue to live with and make love to the corpse
But as luck would have it
They were both k**ed in a freak accident
And died at the exact same moment
Holding hands