Well The band We were playin' And the audience was swayin' We were playin' A silly kinda rock and roll We were playin' that business card Here take my business card Music that the tourists go wild for When out of the crowd came a mania A shrewd combobulatory rash "They need a vigilante to suffocate the ma**es
And a nightmare station to do me in They need a battle of the bands to stay afloat in this comical game And the doctors need more money Or at least more honey To pa** this infringement exam" We need a green room To act real silly And a nightmare station To do me in And then I'll die It's an easy pie