We're sitting here in this cell
You know it's like living hell
Was what you did a real crime?
The judge says you have to serve time
It's the law you're in jail
It's the law that sets your boil
It's the law to try & fight
It's the law it's only a few more nights
The deputy had a bad night
He couldn't get it up for his wife
So he's gonna be pissed in the job
And he's gonna bum out your life.