I saw her sitting over there The wind was blowing in her hair Yeah I looked at her, she looked at me I wasn't sure but it could be True love She came right over to me And said "Hey there, buddy If you got some crack for me We can make a deal, you see" Because she's a crackwho*e The one and only, oh I adore my Crackwho*e Oh, I love her I love my sweet crackwho*e We talked for a minute or two Then she asked right out of the blue If I was a cop I said "Oh no, sweet love of mine I just want to have a good time With you" We walked up a couple of blocks Got a room and closed all the locks
Then I pulled out a baggy of rocks And I made love all night love Onto my crackwho*e The one and only, oh I adore my Crackwho*e Oh, I love her I love my sweet crackwho*e Next day I went back to the place Where I first saw her face But I dropped to my knees and cried Because she was getting crack from another guy Another guy Another GUUUUUUYYYYY!!! Un! Deux! Trois! Crackwho*e The one and only, oh I adore my Crackwho*e Oh, I love her I love my sweet crackwho*e I love my sweet crackwho*e I love my sweet crackwhooooore... Un! Deux! Trois!