Well, you're not rich and you're not good lookin,
You don't have a car and you're not good at cookin,
How can you get a hell of a gal like me?
Well I don't care for looks, and I don't like money,
And I never met a car that I wanna call honey,
Oh it's s** and d** and nuclear physics for me.
I like brains and I like 'em big,
I don't care what the neighbors think,
I don't care what my parents say, I'm gonna do it my way.
Sex and d** and nuclear physics,
If you have all three I might come for a visit,
If we get to fission i just might stay.
Now do-see-do, and carry the seven,
Twirl your partner, square root of eleven
Fellas, ladies, listen quick,
Now you do some arithmetics:
Oh five plus three?
You can me we can go a date
Now five minus three?
Oh honey that's me plus you
Well I don't care for looks, and I don't like money,
And I never met a car that i wanna call honey,
Oh it's s** and d** and nuclear physics for me.
Sex, d**, and the theory of relativity
Sex, d**, particle accelerators by the sea
Sex, and d**, and quantum calculations...........for me