I did a bad bad thing, now what the f** you do?
I chopped this b**hes head off and I made love to her head
I did a bad bad thing, now what the f** you do?
I smoked a lot of weed and ended up in Amsterdam
I did a bad bad thing, now what the f** you do?
I don't f**ing know but I did it to you
I did a bad bad thing, now what the f** you do?
I dressed up like the Grinch and f**ing stole your Christmas tree
I did a bad bad thing
I did a bad bad thing, now what the f** you do?
I went a f**ed the virgin Mary with a crucifix
I did a bad bad thing, now what the f** you do?
I didn't use a rubber when I f**ed your mother
I did a bad bad thing, now what the f** you do?
I started drinking alcohol every f**ing day
I did a bad bad thing, now what the f** you do?
Forgive me father, cus I'm a f**ing sinner...
I did a bad bad thing, now what the f** you do?
I broke'd into your house and had my way with all your shoes
I did a bad bad thing, now what the f** you do?
I jerked off in your eggnog, and put it back
I did a bad bad thing, now what the f** you do?
I ran threw the streets with my f**ing pants down
I did a bad bad thing, now what the f** you do?
I f**ed a b**h in a graveyard, is that wrong?
I did a bad bad thing, now what the f** you do?
I dug up dead bodies, then I played in the snow
I did a bad bad thing, now what the f** you do?
I'm underneath your bed, now what you gonna do?
I did a bad bad thing, now what the f** you do?
I called your b**h a hoe and I don't know why you f** her
I did a bad bad thing, now what the f** you do?
I pleaded not guilty when clearly I'm f**ing guilty
Yeah, too many things, clearly, I'm f**ing sorry
I'm a Grinch, also, you got no more weed left