[Kid Rock]
Tell you bout Kyle's momma..
Ha ha hah..
Straight out the trailers..
Joey C
[Joe C]
Kyle's momma is a big fat b**h
She's the biggest b**h I know and she stinks like sh**
Remember back in the day when she was skinny? (Yeah)
Now she's lumpy, but still thinks she's pretty (heh)
I just laugh, and walk on past
Sayin, "sh** god damn that's a big fat a**!"
f** that s*ut, she's a big fat trick
But I still let her s** this ten foot dick! (hah ha ha)
Joe C, I'm a crazy hit
Down with Kid Rock and the South Park clique (yeah)
I don't know much, but I know this sh**
Kyle's momma is a big fat b**h!
Chorus: Kid Rock
Kyle's momma is a big fat b**h (3X)
[Joe] She's a three-toed, stanky-a**, cross-eyed b**h!
[Kid Rock]
Uh-huh.. Kid Rock.. check it..
My homey named Kyle lives up the block
He's got a big fat mom, that s**s my co*k, uhh
Non-stop, she's a sight to see
A real sloppy b**h, that does right by me
She might be the best s** in the mountains
Ten times a week - but sh**, who's countin?
I'm astounded by the things she does
She's the s**inest, f**inest, freak there ever was
She ain't a s*ut she's a super-groupie
And I pa** that b**h around like a doobie
I don't know much, but I know this
Kyle's mom is a big fat b**h!
Chorus
[Kid Rock]
Ohhhhhhh sh**!
Tell em Joe
[Joe C]
I'm Joe C, the C stands for Cool
I might be a f**, but I ain't no fool (uh-uh)
I just rolled from South Park to Boulder
Caught Kyle's mom trippin on X, so I bowled her
Then I sold her, cause I'm like that
Little freak-a** pimp, but you know that (nah)
I'm just mad, gold tracks, like I'm Puffy
Colorado b**hes ain't sh** but yuppies
Whattup? I'm the J-O-E
To the motherf**in C in the place to be (uh, uh, yeah)
I don't know much, but I know this
Kyle's momma is a big fat beotch!
Chorus
[Kid Rock]
He heh heh! Yup, that's right
Joey C, Kid Rock, ?? ??
This goes out to all the fat b**hes of the world
Heh, yup yup yup
Time to drink some wine