Kid rock (in background):
Lemme tell ya 'bout kyle's momma
Straight out of tailor, joe c.
Joe c.:
Kyle's momma's a big fat b**h, she's the biggist b**h i know
And she stinks like sh**!
Remember back when, the day when she was skinny,
Now she's f**ed cause she still thinks she's pritty
I just laugh, and walk on past saying:
"sh**, god damn thats a big fat a**!"
Should f** that s*ut, she's a big fat trip,
But i still let her s** this ten foot dick!
Joe c., i'm a crazy hick, down with kid rock, and the south park click
I don't know much, but i know this sh**:
Kyle's momma's a big fat b**h!
Kid rock:
Kyle's momma's a big fat b**h
Kyle's momma's a big fat b**h
Kyle's momma's a big fat b**h
Kyle's momma's a big fat b**h
Joe c.:
She's a three toed snake a** cross-eyed b**h!
Kid rock:
Kid rock... check it, un hu, un hu...
My homme named kyle lives up the block,
Got a big fat mom that s**s my co*k!
Non stop, she's a sight to see,
A real slappy b**h that dusts right by me.
She might be the best s** in the mountians,
Ten times a week, but sh**, who's counting?
I'm astounded by the thing's she does,
She's the s**inist, f**inist creep there ever was!
She aint a s*ut she's a supper groupie,
Pa** that b**h around like a dubbie!
I don't know much, but i know this:
Kyle's mom is a big fat b**h!
Kyle's momma's a big fat b**h
Kyle's momma's a big fat b**h
Kyle's momma's a big fat b**h
Kyle's momma's a big fat b**h
Joe c.:
She's a three toed snake a** cross-eyed b**h!
Kid rock (in background):
Oh, sh**....
Tell 'em joe
Joe c.:
Im joe c., the "c" stands for cool,
I might be a f**, but i aint no fool!
I just rolled from south park to boulder,
Cause kyles mom trippin' on that soil boulder!
Then i sold her, cause i'm like that freak a** pimp,
But you know that, i just pack all tracks like a puffy,
Colorodo b**hes aint sh** but yuppies.
Wut up, i'm the j-o-e to the mother f**ing c
It's the place to be,
I don't know much but i know this,
Kyle's mom is a big fat b**h!
Kid rock:
Kyle's momma's a big fat b**h
Kyle's momma's a big fat b**h
Kyle's momma's a big fat b**h
Kyle's momma's a big fat b**h
Joe c.:
She's a three toed snake a** cross-eyed b**h!
Kid rock (in background):
You, that's right, joe c., kid rock,
The twisted brown mother f**ing trucker,
This goes out to all the fat b**hes...
Hehehe!
Yo, yo, let's make some wine.