[Intro]
E-e-e-very time I look at my dick
Dick, dick, dick
[Verse 1]
Call me on the dog and bone
All you Yanks, that's a telephone
Here have a look, just have a butcher's
Northern Mancky, co*k-muncher
My dick's bigger than your brother
Pushing twenty-five stone like your mother
My dick's bigger than Wales
And your dick's smaller than a motherf**in' snail
[Verse 2]
Ma bite mec
Ca monte jusqu'a la tour
Ta bite mec
Ca voit meme pas le jour
My dick like the Mississippi river
My dick ask your b**h, what's for dinner?
[Chorus]
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a big dick"
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a small dick"
(Goddamn)
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a big dick"
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a small dick"
[Verse 3]
Yeah dog, it's motherf**in' Kid Cuisine
My dick gets bigger than Mr. Clean
So fresh you could swish it like Listerine
Your dick look like Adam Levine
My dick like Pinocchio nose
I lie and I just watch it grow
I hang low like trunk of Dumbo
While your dick gets small like Frodo
[Verse 4]
Okay now
Young Bob Barker in this motherf**er
Price looking right in this motherf**er
Big Dick Clark in this motherf**er
Dick look like a f**in' Nutter bu*ter
[Verse 5]
Got more wood than Barry Bonds
Dick so big, got a car alarm
Dick so big that it bought the farm
Your dick's like Seth Rogen's arm
[Verse 6]
Coming through with a big wang
Doing things bigger than the big bang
Your dick don't got no name
Your b**h call my dick Ving Rhames
V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
[Chorus]
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a big dick"
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a small dick"
(Goddamn)
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a big dick"
(Goddamn)
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a small dick"
(Goddamn)
[Bridge]
Your dick's growing mold
My dick shines like gold
Your dick's like the Pope
My dick don't get old
Every morning I wake up and cry
It's too much dick for one guy
But if I donated my sh** to science
Motherf**er probably start a riot
[Chorus]
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a big dick"
(Goddamn)
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a small dick"
(Goddamn)
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a big dick"
(Goddamn)
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a small dick"
(That's a small dick)