[Intro]
I ain't even got a Mic, I got a Mac
I'm a real n***a
Aye gimme some lotion
Aye that's too much
[Hook]
I fap like I got 10 hands, 50 hands, 100 hands, f** it man
Let's just not even discuss it man
O-M-G, my dick limp, I ain't tripping, Imma let him sleep
I ain't tripping, let me rest my D
[Verse 1]
I can tell you how it happened
I can tell you about that Kate Upton topless on the mattress
I can tell you not a fapper
Give me one sock, I don't even need to grab a napkin
Who you watch? What you stream?
I agreed that I am 18 but I'm only 17
Made some carpet stains I'll never clean
My ex ask "Why we don't f**?", I said I found Carmella bing
[Hook]
I bust 10 loads, 50 loads, 100 loads, f** it bro
I guess it's just a touchy subject bro
O-M-G, my mac died, I ain't tripping, Imma let him sleep
I ain't tripping, let him rest in peace
[Bridge]
I been on my laptop with my pants off
So much Baby lotion got my hands off
August Ames POV got my dick stroking
On the hub, fapping with the wrist motion
Drapes closed, don't want no one to see my dick
Gianna Michael's tits, that be my sh**
Word to Rodney king, my D got beat down
Haven't left the condo for a week now
[Hook]
I bust 10 nuts, 50 nuts, 100 nuts, f**ing s*uts
When did white girls get these f**ing bu*ts?
O-M-G, POV, HD, now I gotta beat
I ain't tripping, Imma beat my meat
[Verse 2]
Haven't f**ed my b**hes, haven't used my condoms
Abella's hot & spicy, this that new Mcdonalds
Got free pa**words of the brazzers, with this bait man I'm the master
How much p**n is on my mac, how the f** should I know?
Man this dick is so giant, every girl feels tight man
Treating hymens like a lineman when I get to piping
Take a Dick pic, look like Nixon, look like man da vinci
I treat my dick just like that UFC n***a treated Christy
I told my dick, NoFapNovember then November came
Then I came, right back on my worst behav'
Dick god, put both hands together that's amazing grace
Dick god, selfish with my dick, now I'm my only bae Woo!
They got me feeling on my chode again Woo!
They got me feeling on my chode again
Yeah, shout goes out to Jergens, lotion over me
I need Aletta Ocean just to see how wet I'll make her be, ayy
[Hook]
With 10 hands, 50 hands, 100 hands, f** it man
Let's just not even discuss man
O-M-G, my dick limp, I ain't tripping, Imma let him sleep
I ain't tripping, let me rest my D
[Bridge]
I been on the laptop with my pants off
So much baby lotion got my hands off
August Ames POV got my dick stroking
On the hub, fapping with the wri-wri-wri
[Outro]
s** my dick-dick-dick
You a b**h-b**h-b**h
I'm tryna flip-flip-flip
I don't give a sh**-sh**-sh**
It's been me s**ing Young Tune's dick
That's the man who gave me truckfit
If I need the iPhone 6, I might have to s** a dick
Man, Damn!