[Strontium]
I'm sitting here smoking marijuino
Top lane bot lane playing Teemo
I don't give a sh** just living the dreamio
Halo 2 ain't even on Steam though
Nuke China, nuke Spain
Eat some concrete, make it rain
No longer a bird, b**h, don't want grain
Super Smash Brothers, Yoshi's my main
2-Pac's still in Serbia
Kanye's never heard of ya
Jay-Z saw it earlier
Biggie stole your furniture
Tried to give up ket for lent
Now I'm snorting that cement
Don't get high just love the scent
Don't hate, mate, just circumvent
Jacket, shirt, jacket, shirt
I'm so glad it didn't hurt
I'm so mad I've hidden Bert
I'm so rad, she didn't revert
I'm the marijuana delivery boy
I'm no decoy, call me Swagger McCoy
I deliver the goods, I deliver the toys
Now drop the ba**, would you take it key boy?
[Keyori]
I got a big trunk but I ain't no elephant
Fill it with severed limbs but that's irrelevent
Come home with me, they never leave the basement
Can't believe I dropped a silver one placement
I get mad b**hes, YouTube money
I can't believe people actually think I'm funny
I just copy Dunky's content, I copy-cat
Oh sh** he just made a new vid, I'll copy that
Girl scout cookie, burn out rookie
I'll be the bill if you be my sookie
Sootie and sweep, don't make a peep
Shut your mouth girl, don't even eat
'Cus that's my food, and that's my rug
If you were on life support I'd pull the plug
And ditch you for a girl, nice complexion
Shame about the p**y, that's a yeast infection, ah!
I got protection, shield master semjin
Now I charge mad p**y, key-boy jenkins
Don't watch tweenies, Thomas Tank Engine
Gotta wrap this up 'cus my verse is endin'
It's been grand, I'm a fun guy
So don't forget to like and subscribe
'Cus if you don't I'll find you and then I'll find your house
And set it on fire then I'll rape your spouce, what?!
[Strontium]
Gangnam Style, Wangnam Style
Smack you nan, drink tea for a while
Eat for a minute, sh** for a mile
I should apologise to my bathroom tiles
I think I'm Cheryl Cole 'cus I left my band
I think I'm Harvey Dent 'cus I got blood on my hands
I think I'm Steve Jobs 'cus I've made a grand
I think I'm 50 Cent 'cus there's bud in the sand
It's like Winnie the Pooh spilled honey on his bu*t
He tried to wipe his a** but his hand got stuck
50 percent sk** 20 percent luck
Drive over to your house with my pick-up truck
Smoke so thick you can't see through
Sheeps go baa, cows go moo
Native Indians drove canoes
I think we should k** the Nazis