[Verse 1: Key]
When I roll down the street, brothers all take a knee
Honeys dropping they g's, wanting pieces of me
Cause I run this whole block with these rhymes and this glock
Make this whole damn hood tick, this my time, I'm the tock
co*k of the walk, I'm the boss and the kid
(Bleep) kissin' my a**, and b**hes kissing my ring
Wa**up [Key high-fives his friends, they all laugh]
Yea, holy sh**
You know it's true, yea
[Obama's limo pulls up, screeching]
(More laughter)
[Obama walks out of the limo, eyes Key, and takes the mic from his hand]
[Verse 2: Obama (Played by Peele)]
I'm the leader of the free world
[Drops mic] (microphone feedback)
[Obama walks back in his limo, while Key's friends stare]
[Obama stares out his half-rolled window, shaking his head as if to say "whatever"]
[Obama drives off, Key's friends laugh and point at Key]
[Outro: Key]
He's the President, how you -
[Key gestures at his friends]
Forget y'all
[Key walks away]