Jimmy
I need words to tell you 'bout my pounding heart
Four dollar words that make a guy sound smart
Well, I guess that's why they invented Shakespeare!
His articulations of a lover's palpitations are so keen
My bounty is as boundless as the sea (Oh!)
My love as deep the more I give to thee
Mary
Oh, you sound so dreamy when you talk like Shakespeare!
Jimmy & Mary
A big vocabulary should be customary when you fall in love
Jimmy
La la la la la la, you're a snowy dove!
Mary
La la la, prodigious birth of love!
Jimmy & Mary
La la la la la, hip hooray for Shakespeare!
Sure as I am breathing, you sure make Elizabethan language fun
We are just like Romeo and Juliet
We're happy, young and bubbling with love
Jimmy
I can't wait to read the ending!
Mary
I can't either!
But I'm sure it turns out real swell
I bet Romeo marries his Juliet
Jimmy
They have a baby
Mary
And make lots of friends!
Jimmy & Mary
That's prob'ly the way the play ends
Mary
You doth teach the torches how to burn real bright
Jimmy
Hanging like a j**el upon the cheek of night!
Jimmy & Mary
Hark! What light through yonder window breaks here
We'll be future spouses
Put a plague on both our houses if we're wrong
Shakespeare!