Ralph
Little Mary Sunshine with her hem cut so low
Little Mary Sunshine with her ducks in a row
Mary
It burns my lungs
Ralph
Little Mary Sunshine needs a change in her life
Mary
Oh, my head feels funny, Ralph!
Ralph
Little Mary Sunshine needs a man
Mary
Oh!
Ralph
Now come on, Mary Sunshine
It's time that you learned to be bad
You make a charming armful
So snuggle up, my bu*tercup, 'cuz you've been had
Mary
Oh Ralph, I think you tricked me!
Ralph
Oh, smoke it, Mary Sunshine
Dissolve in the sweet burning glow
Come lose yourself in pleasure
When the bambalacha's gotcha you'll forget the word "No!"
Mary
I can't, what about Jimmy?
Ralph
Jimmy's a rube, provincial and dull
Don't be tricked, he's strictly quadrilateral!
Mary
Jimmy's a boy, I'm ready for men
Let's go up and down and up and down and...
Down again
I feel a little naughty
Ralph
Baby, I'll help you relax
Mary
I'll tie you up with phone cord
We'll play with whips and nipple clips and candle wax!
Ralph
Now hold on, Mary Sunshine
Let's not get carried away
Mary
Just call me Mary "Wanna"
And Mary's got some scary little games to play!
I'll lather you up, give you a shave
A paddling while straddling my little slave!
Down on your knees! Pointless to fight!
Save your strength, it's gonna be a lengthy night
Ralph
Help, this crazy tomata's raping me!
Both
Goodbye to Mary Sunshine!
Reefer has blown out her mind!
She's now a hot-hay hussy!
Mary
Don't you run! I'm not done!
Can't you tell we've just begun?!
What's your rush? You're not having fun?!
Ralph
No, I'm really not!
Both
Mary, Mary Sunshine
Burns for, yearns for dirty love!