Jimmy
Ah, Jesus, I got a great high cookin' here, don't bring me down.
Jesus
On the contrary, Jimmy, I'm here to bring you up, with dope. No, not your brand of dope, but the straight dope. Think those reefer fiends are cool? I don't think you realize how cool God can be.
I floated down from Heaven when I heard a lamb had strayed
Look at you here, your brain has turned to marmalade
I'm here to help you, Jimmy, and return you to the fold
Try filling your lungs with God and not Jamaican Gold
Satan's bold!
Loves to lie!
Don't reply!
Do you wanna make the angels cry?
(Cry-yi-yi-yi)
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Just say no to the marijuana!
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) This comes straight from the Madonna
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) I'm the face on the shroud of Turin
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Do I need to test your urine?
Satan... (Satan!)
Went and conned ya (He conned ya, Jimmy)
Mustn't touch his evil ganja (No! No! No! No! No!)
Jimmy (Jimmy)
Don't turn your back on God
Angels
Dona eis requiem (Requiem!)
Numquam fumas canibas (Cannibas!)
Aut incendes ibi inferno (You'll burn in hell!)
Jesus
I've cured a lot of lepers, and I've risen from the dead
Is that what it's gonna take to get this through your head?
If you insist on smoking to indulge those teenage kicks
Soon you'll be floating naked in the river Styx
What a fix!
Sulphur pools!
Torture tools!
Separation from your family j**els
(Ra-ma-la-ma! They're gonna cut your ding-dong!)
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Gotta give it up for Lent, boy!
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Or wind up as Satan's rent boy
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Don't let reefer kick your keister
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) I'm the poster boy for Easter!
Jimmy... (Jimmy)
Let me see ya (Wanna see ya, Jimmy)
Kick the sin and sensimilla (Go! Go! Go! Gotta kick it!)
Jimmy... (Jimmy)
Don't turn your back on God
Angels
For the Lord God omnipotent hateth
Marijuana! Marijuana!
Jesus
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Thou shalt heed this holy omen!
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Stop indulging like a Roman
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) All the cherubim say you gotta
(You gotta! Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Trust the man with the stigmata!
Jimmy, don't you turn your back on God...
On God!