Strung out and electric in your pink lightbulb dress
You're dancing on gla**. Your hair is a mess
And you're thinking it's cool in your cellophane cage
Joining the spokes and making your wage
And you didn't see it coming, but now that it's true
You're not really sure if its fake or if it's you
Chorus:
Ya made front page news
Like the b**hes with the shoes
And the new gurus
Front page news
Front page news
While you're paying your dues
In the k**ing zoos
Front page news
Caught up in the haze of your new found fame
There ain't no cure for your happy game
You're just another horse at the stable gate
Too fast to stumble. Too fast for fate.
And you know it's unnatural, but you don't know why
Is it a time for laughter or a time to cry.
Chorus:
Ya made front page news
Like the b**hes with the shoes
And the new gurus
Front page news
Front page news
While you're paying your dues
In the k**ing zoos
Front page news
Instrumental
Front page news x 4
Chorus:
Ya made front page news
Like the b**hes with the shoes
And the new gurus
Front page news
Front page news
While you're paying your dues
In the k**ing zoos
Front page news