Lovely lady at the door Dishin' out a pill or two Debutantin' at the zoo Confiscatin' what was true Slicker than a slick rick Jumpin' over candle stick A joker sportin' lipstick Candy-wrapper beatnik A Buddha bella baby clam Shoutin' out "that Sam I am" A triple-fisted little lamb Knockin' out the flim-flam All the saints fell in line Climbin' up and down her spine Trippin' off of red wine Playin' in umbrella pine Feelin' up the kitchen sink Simulatin' pen and ink Scratchin' out a little stink Bowl 'o bliss and cherry wink Comin' out the black hole Covered in a sugar bowl Dancin' to the church roll Jazzin' up your tiny soul Chorus: She's a hard rocker And a sweet talker Really smooth With looks to k** She's gonna cut you down And bend your will Been to the wigwam With Hendrix and James Bond Where ET plays tom-tom Out from the great beyond Doin' the do-si-do
Epicalyx tango A wampum mambo For Didi and Gogo The opiate opaline For both the good and obscene Spitting up aquamarine Your Winnebago beauty queen Chorus: She's a hard rocker And a sweet talker Really smooth With looks to k** She's gonna cut you down And bend your will Bridge: Don't worry about side effects Or the oral s** Relax with the rejects From your Generation X Thought that I'd seen it all 'Til I went to that monster ball Where horses waltz down the hall And frogmen are 12ft tall s**ing on fluorescent light Croaking loud throughout the night Hibiscus colored dendrite Makes everything feel alright The walls then begin to swirl Is that thing a boy or girl? Your mind starts to unfurl! She says, "Hey, baby, just give it a whirl" Chorus: She's a hard rocker And a sweet talker Really smooth With looks to k** She's gonna cut you down And bend your will