Lovely lady at the door
Dishin' out a pill or two
Debutantin' at the zoo
Confiscatin' what was true Slicker than a slick rick
Jumpin' over candle stick
A joker sportin' lipstick
Candy-wrapper beatnik A Buddha bella baby clam
Shoutin' out "that Sam I am"
A triple-fisted little lamb
Knockin' out the flim-flam All the saints fell in line
Climbin' up and down her spine
Trippin' off of red wine
Playin' in umbrella pine Feelin' up the kitchen sink
Simulatin' pen and ink
Scratchin' out a little stink
Bowl 'o bliss and cherry wink Comin' out the black hole
Covered in a sugar bowl
Dancin' to the church roll
Jazzin' up your tiny soul Chorus: She's a hard rocker
And a sweet talker
Really smooth
With looks to k**
She's gonna cut you down
And bend your will Been to the wigwam
With Hendrix and James Bond
Where ET plays tom-tom
Out from the great beyond Doin' the do-si-do
Epicalyx tango
A wampum mambo
For Didi and Gogo The opiate opaline
For both the good and obscene
Spitting up aquamarine
Your Winnebago beauty queen Chorus: She's a hard rocker
And a sweet talker
Really smooth
With looks to k**
She's gonna cut you down
And bend your will Bridge: Don't worry about side effects
Or the oral s**
Relax with the rejects
From your Generation X Thought that I'd seen it all
'Til I went to that monster ball
Where horses waltz down the hall
And frogmen are 12ft tall s**ing on fluorescent light
Croaking loud throughout the night
Hibiscus colored dendrite
Makes everything feel alright The walls then begin to swirl
Is that thing a boy or girl?
Your mind starts to unfurl!
She says, "Hey, baby, just give it a whirl" Chorus: She's a hard rocker
And a sweet talker
Really smooth
With looks to k**
She's gonna cut you down
And bend your will