[Part 1: instrumental from Owl City and Carly Rae Jepsen's "Good TIme"]
[Intro]
Mmm-mm-mmm
Bo-oh-woah-oh-oh
We're livin' that Bobalife
Bo-oh-woah-oh-oh
We're livin' that Bobalife...
[Verse 1: Kelvin Lien/Andrew Fung as Inglish/David Fung as D-One]
Woke up, only one drink on my mind
Not Starbucks, had no coffee beans to grind
It's Taiwanese and it's so good all the time
We living that boba life!
We call it boba, you might call it bubble tea
Fill up a stamp card, might get a couple free
It's Chinese culture to stay with a cup of tea
We updated to pearls and sealing machines
Haters say bobas for girls and kids
'Cause the flavors are fruity and the straws are big
Iced milk with pudding, fruit tea with aloe
Something for everyone, young kids to adults!
[Pre-Hook]
Milk tea or fruit tea
It's got so many calories
Boba means b**bies!
We don't even have to try
'Cause we're livin' boba life!
[Hook]
Bo-oh-oh-oh-oh, bo-oh-ba
Bo-oh-oh-oh-oh
We're livin' that boba life
Bo-oh-oh-oh-oh, bo-oh-ba
We don't even have to try
'Cause we're livin' boba life
(Bo-oh-woah-oh-oh
We're livin' that Bobalife!)
[Verse 2]
Freaked out, saw my ex at the boba shop
Checked out his best friend, yeah, I know he's hot
I won't say a word because I'm shy
That's just part of bobalife
Let's head out, it's a boba night
No alcohol it's a sober night
On a search for a boba wife
Wish I could stay here overnight!
Does boba give you cancer?
I think I know the answer! (NO!)
Don't believe everything on the internet
It's ca**ava root, not a cigarette!
[Hook] x2
Bo-oh-oh-oh-oh, bo-oh-ba
Bo-oh-oh-oh-oh
We're livin' that boba life
Bo-oh-oh-oh-oh, bo-oh-ba
We don't even have to try
'Cause we're livin' boba life
[Bridge]
Don't drink too fast
You're just a little kid
In Mandarin, zhenzhu naicha
It's bobalife
And this is bobaland
[Verse 3]
You won't get no STDS
Or unwanted pregnancies
When you drink that boba tea
So you better drink that boba tea
You won't get no STDS
Or unwanted pregnancies
When you drink that boba tea
(So you better drink that boba tea)
[Skit]
Are you guys still playing?
[Hook]
Bo-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ba
Bo-oh-oh-oh-oh
We're livin' that boba life
Bo-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ba
We don't even have to try
'Cause we're livin' boba life
[Outro]
Bo-oh-oh-oh-ba
Every day of my life
[Pause and transition]
[Part 2: instrumental from Tyga's "Make It Nasty"]
[Intro]
Bobaland, what
Boba-bobaland what
Bobaland, what
Boba-bobaland, what
Bobaland, what
Boba-bobaland, what
Came up to Ten Ren's from a Quickly's cup
[Hook]
Make it tasty, make it tasty
Shaved ice, brick toast, make it tasty
Make it tasty, make it tasty
Popcorn chicken, fries, make it tasty
[Verse 3: D-One/Inglish]
[David]
Yum, can you please make it tasty?
Got me cheesin' like the Lollicup Daisy
Only eat bao, I don't eat pastries
Wanna hang later? Call me maybe
Bubble tea, it's shook 'til it's frothy
Since my first tea house, forgot about the coffee
You know you miss it, 626 livin'
Bobaland: the 49th Assembly District
Met a Boba Queen, straight from Taiwan
Cooked the pearl perfect, had to put it in a song
(You only drink boba?) You know I love it all!
I also drink lai cha, my pops from Hong Kong
Ugh, yeah, hop in the car
Cup holder too small, bobas too large
You could play cards, but you should study hard
'Cause this life won't be cool ten years from now
[Hook]
Make it tasty, make it tasty
The new drink of all the young Asians
Make it tasty, make it tasty
You can call us the boba generation
[Outro]
Drinkin' on boba, boba, boba
Drinkin' on boba, boba, boba
Drinkin' on boba, boba, boba
Drinkin' on boba, boba, boba
Boba, boba, boba, drinkin' on boba, boba, boba
Drinkin' on boba, boba, boba
Drinkin' on boba, boba, boba