You say I've not been myself lately Well I'm the first one to agree I'm usually not there when it happens It's called "the dark side of me" You say last night I tried to rip your dress off I swear I don't recall a thing That I was howling and laughing like a wild man Well, that was "the dark side" baby, not me Please forgive me Please try to understand I'm not that man It's just a lost soul looking for comforting Dark side of me Old Johnny, Cesar stole his wallet Miss Dodder, Cesar stole her purse Your best friend, what's her name? Cesar left her pregnant Oh honey, I think I'm under some kind of curse Cause I'm starting to feel a little dizzy
My body is shaking and is sweat Feels like my eyes are gonna pop right through the ceiling Don't let me do something I might forget Please don't leave me Please don't run away I'm OK Cause I'm not the one you're leaving, darling You're leaving the dark side, dark side of me Dark side, you're leaving the dark side, you're leaving the dark side of me Dark side, you're leaving the dark side, you're leaving the dark side of me Please don't leave me Please don't run away I'm OK Cause I'm not the one you're leaving, darling You're leaving the dark side, dark side of me baby Yeah you're leaving the dark side, darling