I've been goin' out every night havin' a ball
Comin' home about a quarter to two
Oh you said that you'd be leavin'
If you didn't start seein'
A change in me really soon
You said it's gettin' really old
And that you wanna be told
That I ain't a drinkin' no more
Well now honey here it goes,
Better listen close
Before you go walkin' out the door
I ain't a drinkin' anymore
Oh now that's what you want me to say
I ain't a drinkin anymore
Guess you finally got your way
Nope I ain't a drinkin' not a one beer
That's what you wanna hear
But honey I must confess
I ain't a drinkin' anymore
But I ain't drinkin' any less
I got lit the other night
Yeah I got in a fight
The police had me down on the ground
They were puttin' on the cuffs
They really roughed me up
They said boy "we're takin' you down"
Before he read my rights
He said take my advice
"Don't let me catch you drinkin' no more"
I said officer please let me go
And I won't do it anymore
Come on let me go on home
I ain't a drinkin' anymore
Oh now that's what you want me to say
I ain't a drinkin anymore
Guess you finally got your way
Nope I ain't a drinkin' not a one beer
That's what you wanna hear
But honey I must confess
I ain't a drinkin' anymore
But I ain't drinkin' any less