Paroles de la chanson My Grandfather's co*k :
My Grandfather's co*k was an itsy bitsy dicky and it
Hardly took up any room at all
Had a head and a neck, but jesus christ by heck you
Should have seen the size of Grandad's balls
He had a horn on the morn' of the day that he was born
And 'though it was erect you couldn't see
'Cause my Grandfather's co*k was a pissy little pisser
But his
Clangers they were hanging to his knees
A tiny wee appendage... (not a co*k not a co*k)
An inch from end to end it's... (not a co*k, not a
co*k)
Just a stump, short, like a tiny little wart
On the old, man's, nuts
Well my Grandfather's co*k was a huge mother f**er and
His
Pecker was erect or so to say
And you should have seen the head, you should have seen
The neck
Used to take me for a wrestle in the hay
Had a head like a steer nothin' 'tween the f**in'
Ears
You should have seen that god damn neck
Like a giant of a man, with a pumpkin in his hands
Get that pumpkin f**in' pumpin' near to d**h
You should have seen that darn thing... (what a co*k
What a co*k)
Rearin' like a mustang... (what a co*k, what a co*k)
It was wild, mean, oiled up in his jeans
Woop 'er tail let 'er out and let 'er ride
Well my Grandfather's co*k was just average for an
Aussie
Weighed I s'pose 30, 40 pounds
And overall his old fella was just a couple of inches
Just a couple of inches from draggin' on the ground
Had a vein in it's neck like a f**in' opera singer
And a head like an old school bell
And a pair of leather knackers like a ringers saddle
Bags
Picked up ribbons at the royal show as well
Fair dinkum mate I kid you not... (what a co*k, what a
co*k)
Just an average aussie co*k... (what a co*k what a
co*k)
And he still, ploughs, an acre everyday
Crawlin' 'round on his hands and his knees