You see it on the telly
All the shows about police
Yeah real life stuff with blood and guts
That show it like it is
The poms have got The Sweeney
The yanks, Starsky and Hutch
But we're Australian super cops
They call us fair and just.
'Cause I'm a fair dinkum arsehole
And I'm just a proper c*nt
We used to be just abbos
But this is much more fun
Kickin' arse and crackin' skulls
Bustin' our own mums
The best two coppers you can buy
They call us fair and just.
I was born a f**in' arsehole
So to me the job's just right
And I deserve a f**in' badge
Bein' a dead c*nt all me life
And we're the f**in' perfect pigs
The f**in' best there is
You'd have to team up walk in hell
To find a bigger pair of pricks
'Cause I handle all the hookers
And me I handle thugs
And I get off on bashin' poofters
And I get off on d**
And I like interviewin' moles
'Cause they ain't got a f**in' quid
And I like interviewin' c*nts
Around the face and f**in' head.
Yeah I'm a fair dinkum arsehole
And I'm just a proper c*nt
We used to be just abbos
But this is much more fun
Kickin' arse and crackin' skulls
Bustin' our own mums
The best two coppers you can buy
They call us fair and just.
I would've liked to been a mannered cop
But just imagine that
Yeah a burnt out race horse with a c*nt
Half way up it's back
And I like pinchin' lady drivers
'Cause I give 'em all a chance
Yeah with your special breathiliser kit
Hangin' out your pants
But we've learnt some pretty useful stuff
Since we've been on the force
Yeah like how to hold me f**in' hand out
And how to use a knife and fork
We're almost f**in' human
Yeah but the hardest thing we've found
Is how to walk without our f**in' knuckles
Draggin' on the ground.
'Cause I'm a fair dinkum arsehole
And I'm just a proper c*nt
We used to be just abbos
But this is much more fun
Kickin' arse and crackin' skulls
Bustin' our own mums
The best two coppers you can buy
They call us fair and just.
Yeah you're a fair dinkum arsehole
And you're just a proper c*nt
We used to be just abbos
But this is much more fun
Out there kickin' arse and crackin' skulls
And bustin' our own mums
The best two coppers you can buy
They call us fair and just.
'Cause I'm a fair dinkum arsehole
Yeah I'm just a proper c*nt
We used to be just abbos
But this is much more fun
Kickin' arse and crackin' skulls
Bustin' our own mums
The best two coppers you can buy
They call us fair and just.