*Omoidaseba hazukashii
Hanashi mo natsukashii
Tooki kako kagayakashii
Wakage no itari
Toaru NEON hikaru kanraku gai
Yume to fuuzoku shinbun kakae haikai
“Ichiman en pokkiri de!” to sasoware
YUUROBIITO hibiku omise no naka he
Usugurai heya de matsu koto suufun
Kawaii ko ka kite kibun runrun
Yaruki juubun harase uppun
Munmun sh**e punpun sh**e
Kunkun sh**e zunzun
Yume kara mezame machi aish**su de
Soko ni oniisan boku no hou he
“Yokatta desho! Hai hachi man en”
Oi! Waratte iu me ga waratte nee
“E!? tte iu ka ichiman en
Pokkiri desu yo ne?“
“Iya iya iya iya ~okyaku san!
Sore wa nyuujouryou.
Nana man en ga nyuuyokuryou.
Utteru imi wakaru yo ne?“
Kore ga chimata de uwasa nobottakuri!!
Chotto mate
Boku wa nyuuyoku mo sh**e imasen
Kore ijou harae masen
Kozeni mo torare nan toka mise wo dete
Kata wo oto sh**e eki no mae
Are!
Kaeri takute mo kaere masen no de
Denshachin dake kash**ekure~!!
SAITEE SAITEE da ore
Ikash**e~ ikash**e~ yo
Kaese~ kaese~
Ore no seishun wo saisei saisei
Koyoi hachi-ji kara hajimaru goukon
Shoubu pantsu haki medetai mousou
Donna onna yonda? Maa sonna mon ka
Tomoare ningen de onna damon na
“E?! Chotto mate
Dareka mite mo futsuri ai tte iu ka
Bijo gundan ja ne~ ka~“
Ima de iu nara ROOSAA ni ebi chan
Saigo ni gozonji KURISUTERU
Ore no shisen kugidukeru
Demo tooku no seki he to suri nukeru
Agarimakuri tenshon wa
Nokkekaramo zecchou
Nura ga dete chirari
Ome me tobi shutsu girari
Yarou tomo wa kugiduke
KURISU ore wo suri nukete
Suwaru basho ga ko~i!!
Motto kocchi ko~i!
“Nani nomu no?“ “UURON TII“
Utage wa sukkari morisagari
Maa i~ya kanpai
Karamawari kaiwa aimai
Naraba tori kakaru
“GEEMU deshou? Koko wa“
Yamanote gyuutan nyokki de shoubu
Yatte mireba otoko bakka
Makete bakka
Makete non de aete yotte
Orera dou nanda?
“Komatta na~ kore wa
Omae nanka nai no ka yo?“
“Ja rei no iki masu ka?“
“Sonna juzu nanka mochidash**e
Daijoubu ka yo?“
“Shakuyou shinasai yo!
Jigoku ni ochiru wa yo!“
Kazu ko mobikkuri uranai de
Nazeka nani yara tonari ga waki agaru
Yuruse nee ze soko no moriagari
Naraba ore moto tachi agaru
“Watashi tanaka mo gei yarimasu!
Daishi mash**e ONARA FAIYAA!!!“
Fuku nuide shiri nuguite
Ochakka RAITAA SETTINGU
ONARAKOORU wo se ni ukete
Oshiri to RAITAA PETTINGU
Demo yoi sugite nomi sugite
Nandaka hara no choushiwarui
He kato omottara shiri ka atsui yo!
Matte mash**a no dai namaito!!
SAITEE SAITEE to iware
I gai te~ igaite~ yo
Kaese~ kaese~
Ore no seishun wo saisei saisei
*Repeat
Kanjiteru furi sh**e yogaru onna
Sounarya otoko wa hari kiru monda
Donna mon da to bakari ni mon da
Mune wa issai fukanshou ka?
Naraba hayari no ero honde yonda
HOW TO onna no ikase kata
“A~ sou! Sou! Sou!
Kono PEEJI kono PEEJI ganbare~!“
FUU tto mimi ni sasayaki kakeru
SUU tto sh**asaki wo zuberaseru
GYUU tto totsuzen daki yoseru
Ga sono ko wa zenzen kawaranu hannou
“Kimi maguro?“ “Iya ganguro“
Matomona kaiwa ni mosh**okurou
“Mou kaerou!“ “Iya ofuro“ ni hairi
Sono ko wo hitori nokoshi
“Are okashi na~
Ore no tekunikki ga...dounatten da?“
Furo kara agattara ase daradara
Nagayu wo sh**ase ika nodo karakara
Mataseta ii wake wo taratara
Furikaettau sono ko wa inakatta
“Demo RYOJI kun iketanssu yo ne?
Ii ja naissu ka?“
“DAIZO! Madamada aoi na~
Kono hanashi ni wa tsuduki ga anda yo...
Tsuide ni saifu mo kara datta“
Kaese~ kaese~
Ore no kane kaese~ kaesh**e yo
SAITEE SAITEE
Na ore no seishun saisei saisei
*Repeat