Toki wa kyuu-juu-san nen atari mawari ni mo manen
Kino atta to moto taima KURABU ta naka raiten
Tatami roku tatami kanari mokuzou
Oshiirere TEN TEEBOO kara daionryou
Rinjin nochin chinmochi di komaru ji nari
Gozen ZERO toki sugi tanaraba atsumare! To gourei
Marude oko-sama ga ochanoma de Hip Hop Hooray
Daga BAI BUREETAA aredo MAIKU nee na takakee naa
Tatami roku tatami Rock on de ore ga FUROA MASUTAA
Tokureba yatsu wa sokkou de “Yome ga morashi mash**a”
Na doto hajimaru oto, kotoba majiwaru
Ima da ! “Se~ no!” de saa sono aka botan wo ose!
Kizai wa mochi SONII chibi rajikase
Hiruma kiku to baka ukeda aa maji da see
Omoi toori ni wa ikan ippatsu dori
Sore wa tanoshi ureshii sugi satta hibi
Korette Rap dajare iya wakara ne
Tada kore dewa okyaku wa wakan ne
Maiyo kayoi iroiro manan de asagata wa RAAMEN ya naran de
Asobi wo shira nakatta ore no jinsei ni wa me ni mieru subete ga shinsen
Tate shakai no nai taiikukaikei Beer bai dashi ore ga tatekaete
Yo naka ni wa to nai CLUB asobi asu no ichigen wa jugyou na no ni
Tanoshikute kotowaren sasoi mada nare naide kame no fuku wo matoi
RAIMU SUTAA. KINGU GIDORA. PEIJAA
Kashi oboeta subete wo utaeta
Ore mo itsuka wa koko no SUTEEJI tte ore itsu ni nareba KETSUMEISHI
“Ryo san ore itsu irete moraerun desu ka?”
“Iya... mada...” to iwa re nare taga
Tsurunda asonda waratta kudara nai tsumara nai koto omoshiroka tta
Yon hitome no MC heto nareta goro ni toreta to nai no eigyou
Kyaku kazoeru teido demo maa kike yo say ho!!
Sukoshizutsu fueta nakama shibuya yokohama ni tsurete
Chikoku bakka sore kabatta
Naze ka kiteru ore ga ikorareta
“Yappari~da~ chigau na~” to odora sareta
Deatta no wa ano machi ima wa naki
CLUB MOUTH no IBENTO ni ENTOORI
Bokoboko ni hekkon da MAIKU te ni tori
Iro toridori no yatsura no TERITORII de
Motsu MAIKU taikutsu na jikan butsu tobasu RAIBU
Uke nee nara shouga nee na orera no RAIBU
Akirameteta sono toki ni VAIBUSU kanji saseru VAASASU
Taikouba no toujou tai ban de tsui man na kyou no SUTAIRU ni
Umi pan de daitan na SUTAIRU
Shinpai wo yoso ni RAIBU wa SUTAATO shi MC mizukara REKOODO mawashi
Kikoetekita kyoku wa...! Etsu!
MASUTAABEESHON a~ ii kimochi tte oi!
Are de mori agaru wake nee~ daro etsu!
Moriagatteru kyaku wo shirime ni agaru GYARU noo shiri ni
Yararemash**a mairi mash**a watashi wa anata no sh**abu ni
Kocchi oide...