[Chorus: Mariah and Morgan]
Yo, b**h, smell it!
(Ah-ha, ah-ha)
Yo, f*ggot, smell it!
(Ah-ha, ah-ha)
Yo, n***a, smell it!
(Ah-ha, ah-ha)
Yo, b**h, smell it!
Smell my fart!
[Verse 1: Mariah]
It stinks like a b**h and it shoots like a dart
Some may be grossed out, but I'd call it an art
They're gettin' kind of wet, so pray it's not a shart
Yeah, motherf**er, I'm talking about my motherf**ing farts
That's right, f*g, you've got your nose buried in my a**
Cause you motherf**ing live for my motherf**ing gas
You don't do nothin' but sniff it all day
Cause a slave-f*ggot's life is all work and no play
While its Mistress sits on her big, fat a**
Eating her burritos and increasing in ma**
A fart smells best when you've gone on a quest
To eat food ga**ier than all of the rest
b**h, I only eat at Chipotle and Taco Bell
That's solely to make your f*ggot life a livin' hell
And when I'm clogged with indigestion, you'll wipe up my sh**
That's the Sitters life, motherf**er!
I'm lovin' it!
[Verse 2: Sarah]
Gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas
You're lickin' that sh** out my motherf**in' a**
Ass-sniffin' is a motherf**in' slavin' task
'Specially when I fart in a f**ing gas mask!
I know this sh**'ll probably leave you brokenhearted
But you can't breathe nothin' but the air in which I've farted
Rub-a-dub-dub, cause I'm overeatin' grub
Gettin' my f**in' a** f**in' fattened up
I'm in the two-hundreds now, b**h, I ain't gonna stop
*long fart noise*
sh**, f*ggotbreath, that sh** won't be topped!
Cause now you're sniffin' and whiffin' because I've got all the power
You smell the enchiladas, tacos, garlic, cauliflower
You better f**in' believe that my farts are f**in' cla**y
I just guzzled some milk
Damn, that sh** makes me ga**y!
[Chorus]
[Verse 3: Jordan]
Your a** is nearly two-hundred pounds smaller than me
They say the best sh** in life is the sh** that comes free
Well, that saying's kinda funny, because you know it costs money
To gas my a** up, now prepare to sniff it, honey!
Put some milk in the sunlight and soil it
Then I drink it, now I'm on the f**ing toilet
My a**hole's a rollercoaster and you just bought a ticket
I'm gonna sh** my f**ing brains out and then you're gonna lick it!
Yuck, look at that sh**, b**h, it's brownish-green
And I think it's got some little bits of food in between
Quit gaggin', this sh** probably causes you arousal
Now open up wide so you can get yourself a mouthful!
Nose-plugs in my nostrils so I can't smell the sh** that I created
But this f*ggot'd probably wanna date it
Cause he's s**ually attracted to my fecal matter
Smush it all in his face until it's smattered and splattered
Then I fart in his hair to add insult to injury
*wet fart noise*
Goddamn! That's the best f**ing fart I've ever ga**ed out in history
[Verse 4: Keteri]
Smack, smack, a-smackity, smack
My a** pounds in your face and eat my f**in' a**-crack
Lick it clean, all in between the seams
This is the hottest motherf**ing a** you've ever seen!
You wanna marry it and f** it right until the end of time
A dream for you would be to hear our wedding bells chime
You really yearn to be Mr. and Mrs. Keteri's gas
You're now f*g and wife! You may now kiss the a**!
Oh, n***a, I'll sit on your face 'til it turns black and blue
Don't forget about your nut-sack! I'll sit on them too
And I'll save the sludgiest fart so it's directly in your eyes
Then I'll pop your f**ing head off in between my thighs
I'll fart in your face, I'll spray you with mace
Face it, f*g, you're now runnin' in the rat race
You only live to lick my a**, farts, poops, and a-sweat
Aw, f**, I don't care for you!
Maybe I'll smother you to d**h
[Chorus]
[Verse 5: Hunter]
Pissin' and sh**tin', fartin' and burpin'
And all this f**er's doin' is f**in' lickin' and slurpin'
He'll kiss my a** to d**h if it's my command
The f**er f**in' folds to all of my demands
For my luscious a**, he'll bend over backward
Cause he knows that he's a slave and I'm his motherf**in' master
He'll take all of the pain, no matter how bad the pain is
He'll even s** a piece of sh** right out of my an*s
It's the good life I'm livin', it's a great way to be
I use the f*ggot's mouth as a toilet seat
It don't matter sh** how bad it stinks, he'll always f**in' swallow
And so many Plops and Sits have made his f**in' head hollow!
He's basically retarded, yeah, a mongoloid
When my a** is annoyed, the n***a gets destroyed
I'm f**in' twelve feet tall in comparison to this midget
Goddammit! Quit movin', f*ggot-face! I hate it when you fidget!
[Bridge: Morgan]
Lick my a** apart
Sniff my every fart
Lick my a** apart
Even when I shart
Life is f**in' hell for a motherf**in' n***a
He says I may as well shoot him, pull the motherf**in' trigger
[Verse 6: Morgan]
I ain't pullin' a trigger, I wanna make a b**h suffer
As every day goes by, the sh** gets rougher and rougher
Lookin' back at the ol' days, I'm quite amazed
We should've been much f**in' harder on his face
We were candy-a**es, but now he licks our a**es like candy
Havin' a house-n***a is so motherf**in' handy
Any f**in' sh** you need for f**in' all eternity
The a**es that he licks are so motherf**in' sandy
Cause I haven't had a shower in almost a year
Anything to f**in' worsen sh** for the queer
A co*ks**ing h*mos**ual is all that he is
Did I mention that he has a damn tiny penis?
It's so small I could squish it with the pinch of my thumb
All the a**es to the head have made the f*ggot f**in' dumb
s** my sh**, or my farts, yes, my a** or my clit
That's the Sitter's life, motherf**er!
Holy sh**, I'm lovin' it!
[Chorus]
[Fadeout bridge]