[Spoken: Mariah Book]
Holy sh**
It's Mistress Keteri
Chin up, 'cause she's back, b**h!
[Verse 1: Keteri Sniffler]
Yo, I'm finally back with my Sitters
I ain't no quitter
Just felt a harsh breakup so I'm bitter
And I can my pain out on my little a**-slave
Almost pa**ed up my chances with Mariah
What a save!
Because I missed the f**ing feelin'
Of listenin' to him squealin'
It's appealin' to be above him
Feel as tall as the ceilin'
Got my face in the clouds and my a** in his mouth
Goddamn, my a** is f**ing big, holy cow!
'Cause now his nostrils are absorbin'
The stench of a f**in' cheeser
But I warn you, b**h
These farties are merely a f**in' teaser
'Cause you'll be feelin' much more than farts
Spurt in your face
How will you like the smell of a sh** squirt
Don't run away!
Stupid f*g, you're only makin' this sh**
Much worse by bailin'
I outweigh you by like a ton
And plus, I've got two a**ailants
My b**hes Mariah and Morgan, and add on Kaitlyn and Jordan
And Hunter, Sarah, Mel, and Laura, Ellie, Riley
My señoras
[Chorus: Keteri]
'Cause Mistress Keteri's crack is back
Up in your motherf**in' a**
She's here to beat you and defeat you
With her motherf**in' gas
Now all that's left to do is see how long
This f*g can last
[Verse 2: Mariah]
Up in this b**h with Keteri Sniffler
Stick your sniffer in her stiffer end
f*g, you look baffled, it's an a**hole
It's a task that you can tackle
All you have to do is lick it and take a couple beatings
You've lived life as a prosperous male
Now you can take some damn mistreating
It's quite fleeting delivering an a**-kicking
I'm a champ
You get ballbustin', a**-lickin', tramplin', and nipple clamps
And I apologize now if my a** is damp
I just spent a few hours gettin' physically amped
That means I'm sweaty, bet your Betties
I'll come down like a machete
Your brains are scramblin' and your nose is lookin' right f**ed-up
But this is only the beginnin', skinny n***a, buckle up
[Chorus: Keteri]
[Verse 3: Keteri]
Goddamn, I don't know how I can have anymore in me
I just spent like six hours kickin' your a** into infinity
But this sh** is so fun, it's godlike, it's divinity
I'm f**in' fartin', piss-and-sh**tin', f** femininity
I made it my mission today to take you out
Givin' your fissures and fission, what you b**hin' about?
I thought you were a man, and if so, start actin' that way
Nope, you're still whinin', you can't take it
Should have known, your f**in' gay
But I will not be holdin' back because your pussin' out
I won't restrain my f**in' a** no matter how much you pout
Eat them farts like they're horderves, sh**
You want 'em bad enough, self-serve it
I know this sh** can be unnervin', but just f** it
You deserve it
[Chorus: Keteri]
Yeah, b**h!