[BRENDA]
Frank, why me?
I'm just ordinary
[FRANK, JR.]
Ordinary is beautiful
I don't need Paris
I don't need a fancy restaurant or a huge orchestra
Just some subtle orchestrations
I've seen the seven wonders
If you give or take a few
But all them seven wonders, well
They can't compare to you
I've been a lot of places
Yes, I've travelled near and far
But now I know that home is where you are
Niagra Falls, a leaky faucet
That a plumber oughta fix
The Pyramids?
They're really just
A dusty pile of bricks
The Taj Mahal, a fixer upper
The Grand Canyon, just a hole
The Grand Can*l in Venice
An Italian toilet bowl!
I've seen the seven wonders
If you give or take a few
But all them seven wonders, well
They can't compare to you
I've been a lot of places
Yes, I've travelled near and far
But now I know that home is where you are
[BRENDA]
The Aurora Borealis?
[FRANK, JR.]
Just a nightlight on the Fritz
[BRENDA]
And Stonehenge?
[FRANK, JR.]
Just a bunch of rocks
[BRENDA]
La Brea's tar?
[FRANK, JR.]
The pits!
[BRENDA]
How 'bout the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
[FRANK, JR.]
Looks like something upped and broke
[BRENDA]
Mount Rushmore?
[FRANK, JR.]
Someone climb up there and tell them oh it's joke
[BOTH]
Yes, my travelling days are over
Get the check, I'll pay the bill
'Cos I see all the wonders in your eyes
Just standing still
[FRANK, JR.]
The clock's ticking, Brenda
I can't- I don't wanna be a doctor forever
I wanna make a home--with you
I've been a lot of places
But I've learned now, near and far
There's no need to roam
Cause home is where you are
[BRENDA]
There's no need to roam
Cause home is where you are
[BOTH]
Yes, now I know that home is where you are