[Jamesha Beard:]
Hey, Kermit the Frog,
So Inpretend That I Am,
I'm So Inpretend To You, Baby,
The Muppets Gonna Go To Inpetend,
I'm So Inpretend To Us,
Kermit the Frog,
(You Heard Me, Like In-Pre-gun!)
I've So Inpretend To You,
I'm So Not Happy,
It's Not Easy Bein' Green,
(I Love You, Kermit the Froggie!)
I Love Kermit the Froggie,
Why You Love Kermit the Froggie?
Not A Bog Like That,
You Would Love Kermit,
I Can Love Him
(Not As Jim Henson!)