Sam: Kermit, let's begin
Describe the day you played Berlin Constantine: We rehearsed and then we walked about
We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut Ty: That night, at 10:03
were you inside the portrait gallery C: From 10 oclock to 10:04
is when we played the shows encore S: Hm, Frog, we've got our doubts
Can you confirm your whereabouts? C: My alibi is water tight
The audience saw me sing all night T: Monsieur, we know you did the crime C: I was on stage that whole time
Ask who sang Rainbow Connection T&S: Thank you, Kermit.
No more questions T: Allo, I think it's time for good cop romantic cop
Miss Piggy, you cleaned up locked inside
And now's your chance to save your hide Miss Piggy: Gentlemen, I did not know
It's a crime to steal the show S: Tell us how the art was taken T: If you want to save your bacon MP: I haven't seen your missing art
All I've stolen was audience hearts S: We can give you a plea deal T: All you have to do is squeal MP: I'm not a thief I don't know how
All I've ever taken is a bow T: We'll catch the swine who did this job MP: Give up the pig puns creep
Go jump in a lake that's my suggestion T&S: Thank you Piggy no more questions T: I think she liked me S: I don't think your puns are helping the investigation T: You know...
I think they did it S: No they didn't T: Yes they did and we can pin it S: if they did how did they do it? T: if they didn't how didn't they didn't? S: if they didn't then it's easy 'cuz they simply didn't do it T: if they did it then i knew it but we've nothing that can prove it
Excuse me
Bring in the purple guy with the schnoz S: Do you remember what you did
On the night you played Mardid Gonzo: I was hit by a raging bull
and rushed off stage to the hospital T: Gonzo, what do you know
About the sculpture theft at Madrid's Prado G: I never saw the stolen bust
I spent the night in bed concussed S: The truth, Gonzo, the clock is tickin' G: If you don't believe me, ask the chicken
Camilla was there she'll cooperate T: Madame are you willing to corroborate -chicken clucks- S: Will somebody get this chicken out of here G: Calm down, Camilla, it's a routine inspection T&S: Thank you Gonzo, no more questions T: Let's go from the start
What do you know about the stolen art Lew: I didn't know there was a plan Dr. Teeth: Your accusations far out man Honewdew: The chances of us commiting a crime
are less than point 009 Swedish Chef: *Gibberish* T: To help with our investigation
Can you do a full translation - What the chef just said to you
was shnoopdy shnoopdy shnoo it's not Swedish Animal Grunts and laughs Penguins Cluck Fozzy: Uh I can do an Elvis impression T&S: Thank you, Muppets, no more questions T: They didn't S: No they didnt T: there's no way they did the crime S: They couldn't, They're too stupid T: They're not criminal master minds S: We do not know who did it
but we know who didn't do it T&S: So we know who didn't do it
Yes we know who didn't do it~ T: They are incapable of being culpable