[Narrator]
Ladies and gentlemen, I said motherf**ing ladies and gentlemen
This is your narrator speaking
I know it's a little late in the story for me to just now be comin' on
But it's some perfect timing, to be honest
You see, three unfortunate souls are about to be livin' a life they shouldn't be livin'
Always wanted better, but this is what they was given
Whether you always been better off since you was a child, or you been living in the slumps
Life can always change in the blink of an eye, so it really don't matter where you from
Say a prayer for these poor unfortunate souls