[Ryan:]
Hey, oh, playball
Hey, hey, oh
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing
[Chad:]
I've got to just do my thing
[Ryan]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing
I'll show you that it's one and the same:
Baseball, dancing, same game
It's easy:
Step up to the plate, start swingin'
[Chad]
I wanna play ball now, and that's all
This is what I do
It ain't no dance that you can show me
[Ryan]
You'll never know
[Chad]
Oh, I know
[Ryan]
If you never try
[Chad]
There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time
Yeah
[Ryan]
Come on!
[Chad]
I don't dance
[Ryan + Girls]
I know you can
[Chad]
Not a chance
[Ryan + Girls]
If I could do this, well, you could do that
[Chad]
But I don't dance
[Ryan]
Hit it out of the park!
[Chad]
I don't dance
[Ryan]
I say you can
[Chad]
There's not a chance
[Ryan]
Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor
[Chad]
I don't dance, no
[Ryan:]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing
[Chad]
I've got to just do my thing
[Ryan]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing
Two-steppin', now you're up to bat
Bases loaded, do your dance
It's easy:
Take your best shot, just hit it
[Chad]
I've got what it takes, playin' my game
So you better spin that pitch you're gonna throw me, yeah
I'll show you how I swing
[Ryan]
You'll never know
[Chad]
Oh, I know
[Ryan]
If you never try
[Chad:]
There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time
[Ryan]
Come on!
[Chad]
I don't dance
[Ryan + Girls]
I know you can
[Chad:]
Not a chance
[Ryan + Girls:]
If I could do this, well, you could do that
[Chad]
But I don't dance
[Ryan]
Hit it out of the park!
[Chad]
I don't dance
[Ryan]
I say you can
[Chad]
There's not a chance
[Ryan]
Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor
[Chad]
I don't dance, no
[Ryan]
Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance
Swing it out, spin around, do the dance
[Chad]
I wanna play ball, not dance hall
I'm makin' a triple, not a curtain call
[Ryan]
I can prove it to you 'til you know it's true
Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too
[Chad]
You're talkin' a lot;
Show me what you got
Stop!
[ALL]
Swing!
[Ryan]
Hey
Come on, swing it like this
Oh, swing!
[Chad]
Ooh
[Ryan]
Jitterbug... just like that
That's what I mean;
That's how you swing
[Chad:]
You make a good pitch but I don't believe
[Ryan]
I say you can [Chad]
I know I can't
I don't dance
[Ryan]
Dance [Ryan]
You can do it
[Chad]
I don't dance, no
[Ryan]
Nothin' to it. Atta boy, atta boy. Yeah
[Chad]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter what?
[Ryan]
One, two, three, four, everybody swing!
Come on!
[Chad]
I don't dance
[Ryan]
I know you can
[Chad]
Not a chance
[Ryan + Girls]
If I could do this, well, you could do that
[Chad]
But I don't dance
[Ryan]
Hit it out of the park!
[Chad]
I don't dance
[Ryan]
I say you can
[Chad]
There's not a chance
[Ryan]
Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor
[Chad]
I don't dance, no