[Lil 1/2 Dead Hook 5x]
1, 2, 3 who could it be?
The dopest motherf**er that you hearing, Lil 1/2 Dead
[Lil 1/2 Dead]
Early in the morning jumps out my bed
Who am I, that looney lil' n***a half dead
I'm gonna tell you 'bout a trick I knew
A b**h I met way back in '82
Her name was Grace
Her face was all that and a bag of chips
And boy, she had hips, I dips
Every single day down her block
But now that ho jocks cause I served like some rocks
It's like everytime she see me she's flagging me down
I just swerve on her and I throw up the pound
I let the ho know that I don't love her a**
As I mash on my gas and dash
To me it's seeming, the girl is fiendin'
She really wants be down with my team and
Making lots of money scheming
But as I turn the corner, all I heard the ho screamin' was, uh
[Lil 1/2 Dead Hook 4x]
[Lil 1/2 Dead]
Now I'm feeling allright, my rhymes are tight
And only one punk n***a really tried to fight
My sk**s, they might k**
So just chill before I stell your grill, for real
I got that funky a** sh** for your head
And only one n***a tried to see Half Dead
In the party that night, he wanted to fight
He got mad cause my rhymes was so tight
I had to serve him like a stake on a platter
You know to me it really didn't matter
I shattered all his hopes, all his dreams
I make the party swing, now he's on feam
For that funky a** sh** that I be saying
You know I wasn't playing
I left him on his knees praying
That he could really be like me
A real G, but that n***a couldn't see
[Lil 1/2 Dead Hook 4x]
[Lil 1/2 Dead]
Who's the dopest motherf**er that you're hearing
That n***a HD dog, he ain't no mother f**ing joke
Now what would happen if you f** with him
You gets rolled like a joint and smoked
Now I still gets busy like a 4 on a switch
And still say f** a b**h
Even though I gots to make love to these hoes
Now its 1994, all I love is my dough
And yo, my n***as from the D-O double G
P-O-U-N-D from the L-B-C
I'm putting it down for the pound
And if a n***a run up in my face, don't you know he could get clowned
By the sounds of my sh**, it's funky like some chicken
It's good to the bones and finger licking
I'm digging all these hoes out
I got to clout, so let me hear you mother f**ing shout
[Lil 1/2 Dead Hook 16x]