He got you on Fifth A-V-E
Louie V shopping sprees
I'm the dude that tears your back out
Rug burns on your knees
She got a 4 carat rock
No flaws platinum setting
Shawty givin' me top
Four days out of seven
To make sense of this mess
I need to read her last text
"He always buys me the best
But he a lame with the s**"
Since we go way back
She talks to me about her problems
Conversation penetration
Now I need another condom
Damn that sh** so good
She would leave him if she could
They bought a house up in the Hamptons
I got her drivin' to the hood
She always missin' hair appointments
Yeah I'm the reason she late
When she comes home from the gym
Yeah I'm the reason she ache
We been creepin' so long
She runnin' out of things to say
Since I ain't new to this game
I had to teach her how to play
He just got her a Rover
Thinkin' he treatin' her well
Now my new cologne
Competin' with that new car smell
It is what it is
She my part time chick
Full time benefits
Midnight shift
I get her wetter like
No one has ever done before
I f** her better than her man
I got her wanting more
She got me on tbe floor
And now she says she want it raw
I tap it from the back
Now who that knockin' on my door
I get her wetter
I lick her better
I work it longer
I last forever
I go in deeper
Damn she a screamer
You be the coffee
I'll be the creamer
It is what it is
She my part time chick
Full time benefits
Midnight shift
She calls you from the club 'round three
He tells you where y'all should meet
Yeah it's her first time cheatin'
He gets the presidential suite
Champagne on ice
Y'all been planning this for weeks
Her man rushes in starts putting
Holes through the sheets
If you ain't tryin' to get caught
Or get put out in the street
You better follow these rules
Before you go out and creep
You can choose to take heed
Or grab your clothes and just run
Or keep it Brooklyn like me
Stab 'em up or buss ya gun
Rule number one
Son listen if you want to or not
Make sure she worth more
Than what you already got
Boo number two is so true
Don't tell your homegirl sh**
There's a very thin line
Between a friend and a snitch
Number three
You really gotta know your position
You a jumpoff
So just understand the conditions
Number four
I know you heard this fo' sho
When I say it repeat
Don't sh** where you eat
Number five
Cheatin' with your boss ain't wise
If it comes out in the open
Just forget that promotion
Number six
Remember payback is a b**h
Revenge is polar even colder
When it comes from a chick
Number seven
Erase those text right after you get 'em
Just read 'em delete 'em
Ain't got no reason to keep 'em
Those pictures after you see 'em
Straight to the trash you don't need 'em
Don't wanna start up no tension
Because your phone failed inspection
Number ocho
Make sure your jumpoff ain't loco
S-C-H-to-the-I-to-the-Z-O
Just hope they ain't spicin' up
They herb with that yayo
Think cheatin' is hard
Try gettin' rid of a psycho
Number eight plus one
She screams I run
Wifey just walked in
She got my gun
If you in that situation
Just don't say nothing silly
Like how haters gon' say
I bit this rhyme off of Biggie