[Intro + Hook]
Look up in the sky
It's a bird
It's a plane
It's a man with a cape
And a beard and a cane
And a tank top; shorts with a bulge in his pants
This is Ken, it's Kaniff, this is me, Superman. [x2]
[Verse 1]
I walk around town with some red boots with a blue shirt:
My apparel to do work
And do dirt
While your crew hurts to see
A "K" in the sky
Why?
For emergency; an urgency
When in a sticky situation
No, I mean that, look, a sticky situation
Like your all alone and you're sitting watching cable
At your mom's house
Magazines on the table
p**no mags with f*gs and chicks with dicks
But you don't care 'cause your by yourself watching flicks
So you start stroking, (oh)
And you keep stroking, (oh)
And you jack your dick off so hard it feels broken. (ow!)
The friction from your hand
The co*k starts smoking
A fire breaks out, and all the windows ain't open
That's where I come in
Get it?
And then I cum
I put the fire out with my nine-inch gun
Nine inches when it's hard, but when it's not
It kind of looks like a freckle on the side of my jock
But anyways
Ken Kaniff saving the day
I'm out to the next crime, G take it away...
(Oh my God. sh**! Look in the f**ing sky, man!)
[Hook]
Look up in the sky
It's a bird
It's a plane
It's a man with a cape
And a beard and a cane
And a tank top; shorts with a bulge in his pants
This is Ken, it's Kaniff, this is me, Superman. [x2]
[Verse 2]
I'm not the X-Men
Wolverine
Mighty Mouse
Nah
I'm the endless southpaw crimefighter ya'll saw
I remember this time when this chick was walking home-
From school
With three perpetrators trying to bone
So they approached her
And then they scoped her
And then Kaniff came through and that's something they ain't hope for
I let 'em rape her and jack her for paper-
It kinda adds comedy to this little caper
But later
After everything went down
I put on my little outfit, cruised the town
And then I found them
Stopped them
Circled all around them
Put 'em in a single file line to pound 'em
Downed 'em, to their knees
Ease the pain
And stuck my dick so far in their a** it hit brain
Three dudes lay asleep on the cement, and I repent for the crimes of these women and men
It's kind of crazy
Being who I am
A rapper / crime fighter in the thick of a jam
But anyways
Ken Kaniff saving the day
I'm out to the next crime, G take it away...
(Who can keep you company up there?)
[Hook]
Look up in the sky
It's a bird
It's a plane
It's a man with a cape
And a beard and a cane
And a tank top; shorts with a bulge in his pants
This is Ken, it's Kaniff, this is me, Superman. [x4]