It's so unbelievable, Yet they say it's true
They're teaching our children in school now
That humans were monkeys once too
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I'm no kin to the monkey
Monkey's no kin to me
Now I'm not sure about your ancestors
But mine don't swing from no tree
Monkey business got to go
Because it's just not true
It's such a disgrace to the human race
A disgrace to the monkey too
Chorus