Why? They fall into the lovers feminine boudoir trap
‘Cos their lovely with their soft silky smile
Some wiggle when they walk man raises his cap
Some giggle when they talk just to release a net of beguile
Perfume and powder wafts into their nose
Makes 'em dizzy and they run off to the shop
To buy a beautiful flowering rose
This love bug will never stop
Sky high heels and very short skirts
Sets the pace to reel 'em in
It catches hundreds of love struck flirts
That's when falling in love doth begin
No way a good man will live in sin
So they buy a huge diamond ring and
There in love ding a ling ding
Let the wedding bells begin
Woman that's why man falls in love
The cause is surely a sign from above
So now I'm off to a woman to meet
Then firstly remove my tongue from it's cheek