Now little children listen to me
Here is a tale that I did just see
A Naughty naughty monkey
Got hold of some glue
An' stuck an elephants foot
To the floor of the zoo
The keeper flew into a
Terrible raging red rage
An' they had to lock him up
In his own little cage
The elephant was really really strong
So he didn't stay stuck for very long
So remember when you do shout
You must keep calm
So say the Lord's Prayer and
Read a little psalm