[Verse One] Pick up my sword, it's time to do business Strap on my cloak, I'm 'bout to roll with this When you're this swag, this world just bows at your knees Call me the chef, cause I'll make your blood boil (Hora, hora) Gimme some of that coil Snake oil cause you know I aim to please Tickle my fancy, tickle my prostate Don't get me off cause I'll just get irate Put in my place but I'll break out once again All these encounters may just leave me scarred And when I'm rock hard, I f**ing rock hard Like Alice we're down the rabbit hole, my friend [Bridge] I don't give a damn, not an iota Motherf**er I'm the straightest shota [Chorus] I'm on a quest, of which I know, that I can never fail I will prevail Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail I'm in love Weak at the knees, and yeah I'm growing pale Only one thing left to do Touch Fluffy Tail [Verse Two] Lately, I know, I'm going so crazy
Never thought goodness would be so hazy Once you wrap me up, yeah you know I'm caught But sorry, baby, I just can't get with this Gotta get out and get back to business Tofu or tail? Oh, it's food for thought [Bridge] I don't give a damn, not an iota Motherf**er I'm the straightest shota [Chorus] I'm on a quest, of which I know, that I can never fail I will prevail Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail [Verse Three] We'll see the light of day again, my dear Let's go on an adventure The heavens frown upon us on this day But I've still got my quota Motherf**er I'm the straightest shota [Chorus] I'm on a quest, of which I know, that I can never fail I will prevail Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail [Conclusion] Ooh I'm in love Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale Only one thing left to do Touch Fluffy Tail