St. Cecilia, she been good to me She always help me find the melody And old St. Francis, man he's the best Helped me get some things off my chest (Chorus 1) But I never liked St. Valentine I never liked St. Valentine Never liked St. Valentine He's breakin hearts all over town St. Patrick, he has his own day to 'cept on his day you can go get drunk and nobody will get mad at you You dont have to be Irish You dont even have to know what it's all about You can spend the night alone and you won't feel left out
(Chorus 1) If you perform two perfect miracles, you'r still just a regular guy Perform one more, and you're a saint St.Christopher, i don't even think hes a saint anymore Jolly old St. Nick, look it up, he used to run around with w***es Some saints ain't that saintly, and thats fine Atleast they don't come around one time a year to remind me I don't have a Valentine (Chorus 2) I don't have a valentine I don't have a valentine And I never liked st. valentine Breakin heart's all over town