Wooden Jesus where are you from?
Korea or Canada, maybe Taiwan?
But I didn't know it was the holy land
But I believed from the minute the check left my hand
And I pray
Can I be saved, I spent all my money
On a future grave
Wooden Jesus I'll cut you in on twenty percent of my future sin
I'll cut you in
Yeah, Porcelain Mary her majesties pure
Looking for virgin territory
Coat hanger halos that don't come cheap
From television shepherds with livin' room sheep
And I pray
(Chorus)
Wooden Jesus where are you from?
Korea or Canada, or maybe Taiwan?
But I didn't know it was the holy land
But I believed from the minute the check left my hand
And I pray
(Chorus)
I'll cut you in (x6)
Yeah