[Verse 1]
Hi, my name is um, you know
All you rappers are my sons, you know
I'm almost famous at such a young age
For giving birth to youngins in the game, Juno
Don't forget I'm from another planet, Pluto
Just a few blocks away from Mars, Bruno
[Chief Wakil & Kelli Wakili]
(You know I believe that the best things in life are free)
[Verse 2]
Now, how many ya'll tryna get paid?
Now I don't see one hand in here not raised
I throw a couple ones and they all go crazy
I never let a dollar make me, no way
Cause money ain't a thang
But we can all agree up in here
That everybody wants to be a millionaire
[Chief Wakil & Kelli Wakili]
(You know I believe that the best things in life are free)
[Hook]
Mo' money, mo' problems, dolla dolla bill yall
And everything that glitters ain't gold
That's how I feel yall
And I ain't gon' lie, Money on my mind
And I be on the grind
All I'm tryna say is that
[Chief Wakil & Kelli Wakili]
(You know I believe that the best things in life are free)
I mean the cars don't mean nothing
The clothes don't mean nothing
All I'm tryna is that
[Chief Wakil & Kelli Wakili]
(Oh I believe that the best things in life are free)
[Verse 3]
Now I done seen a lot of things
Heard a lot of convo
Money over everything is everybody's motto
Never trust a girl who looks like she could model
That ain't got a job but drive around a Tahoe
Only talk to n***as that'll wine, dine, or feed her
If you ain't got a visa then she don't even see ya
[Chief Wakil & Kelli Wakili]
(She don't believe that the best things in life are free)
[Verse 4]
I see a lot of stuntin'
Everybody talking they ain't talk about nothin'
Stickin' out they chest just tryna get respect
With 35 chains on they skinny little necks
Hehe buffoonery
I heard somebody say
“They better k** me before they take my j**elry”
[Chief Wakil & Kelli Wakili]
(They dont believe that the best things in life are free)
[Hook]
[Verse 5]
Don't get me wrong, I want the moolah
One of these days I'll be richer than you all
You at the 40-40 buying out two bars
And you with the Lamborghini doors on your new car
You with the yacht, sipping on scotch
And you, Mr. Hugh with the bunnies on top
See I'll probly have this, that, all of the above
But my favorite things are free
I ain't have to pay for love
I ain't have to pay for hugs
Even when I got the funds
And when my lady comes, she'll strip without the ones
And I'll be like thank you ma'am
She a free ninety-nine without the Ben Franklin
Ladies and gentlemen, kids and the older folks
Get your money right, yeah
I ain't talkin go for broke
[Chief Wakil & Kelli Wakili]
(Cuz I know indeed that the best things in life are free)
[Hook x2]