Shuba dum bum dum bow deh bow
You feelin' freaky? You feelin' freaky?
Shuba dum bum dum bow deh bow
You feelin' freaky? You feelin' freaky?
Let's take a photo of a goat
In a boat
And we can float
In the moat and get freaky
They take my body and they cover it in honey
Stick some money into the honey
Now I'm covered in money, honey
I'll step out onto the ledge
And press my a** against the gla**
You can act like you don't know me
I'll take a cup and then I'll put it on my head
And then I'll stand there being freaky with a cup on my head
I told you I was freaky (I told you I was freaky baby)
But you didn't believe me (Don't look at me)
I told you I was freaky (Look at me, girl)
Let's get freaky
Shuba dum bum dum bow deh bow
Let's take two life-size cardboard cutouts of our bodies and then pose them in the sensual positions
I'll paint the wallpaper pattern on your naked skin; you can crouch down by the wall and then get up like chameleons
I flip some chips to your lips
I clip some chips to your hips
I nibble chips off your hips
And watch a moon eclipse
I go outside and gather leaves and pretend to be a tree; you can be a squirrel and store my nuts for me
I told you I was freaky (I told you I was freaky, baby)
But you didn't believe me (Take that off)
I told you I was freaky (Please, put this on, girl)
I do this sh** weekly
Gonna fly so high against the sky
To see what our love brings
We'll steal some roommate's pillow's feathers
And make some homemade wings
And I'll fly so high on makeshift pillow wings
Girl, can you believe we're flying' high on makeshift pillow wings?
Here I am all dressed in snakeskin
Now I'm in the kitchen making love to your cake tin
Oh no, is this the one you're makin'?
I told you I was freaky; did you think that I was fakin'?
At 8:00 I sell my underpants on Ebay
At half past nine I'll hold a seance in your hallway
At 10:00 I'll ask some ghost for a three-way
It's creepy; I told you I was freaky
Shuba dum bum dum bow deh bow