[music - Crazy Like A Fox]
"And now for a collage of crap, introduced by yours truly, Keith Moon... uh, personally, I mean, not, I'm being used in BBC we don't have any interruptions for commercial breaks, and I'm totally opposed to it."
[music - Solid Gold]
It's number one! (It's number one)
On your local radio! (On your local radio)
In the hall of fame...
"On MCA in March, my new album, 'Two Sides Of The Moon' is coming out and it's one of the most brilliant constructed and contrivied albums ever to come out of me. Even before that album was released, it only went gold, or platinum, but the most important??? it was awarded the Energy Award."
[music - Together]
"'Two Sides Of The Moon', that's my first and possibly last album that I've just finished and it's scheduled for March???."
[no music]
"Okay and now a break from the people that pay me..."
[two second pause]
"That was it, that's how much they pay me."
[music - In My Life]
In my life, I love you more