(Dialogue)
[NADIA]
Oh thank God, I haven't seen your belly bu*ton for hours
[IVY]
Does it look good? I don't have the advantage you do of it being way out in front of me
You know I've noticed some of my clothes are missing
[NADIA]
Yeah, I think we've all noticed that
[MATT]
Ready ladies? Wow, are you performing?
[IVY]
If you're lucky
[NADIA]
I'm not going
[MATT]
What do you mean?
[NADIA]
I mean no, f**ing go already!
[MATT]
Alright!
[IVY]
Well, you have a good night, and don't touch anything
[NADIA]
Said the who*e uncharacteristically
(End dialogue)
[NADIA]
A quiet night at home
Silent night
A joy to pa**
A quiet night at home
A quiet night at home
All my friends are gone
And once again
I find myself alone
A quiet night at home
Just me and my good shepherd
He and I
Can count a million sheep
A quiet night at home
Filling out the time
'Til finally
I get to sleep
A quiet night at home
Mother's worried glances
Take my hand
Smile sadly, sigh
Words of wisdom
Talk of ships and princes
Soothing sagas
Laced with loving lies
Sadness
Who, me? Sad?
A quiet night at home
My favorite place
Honey, it'll be ok
Slim down, dear, things will change
After all, you've such a pretty face
A quiet night at home
Play my siren song
Attracting none
My ship just won't come in
Clinging to
The rigid rock of ages
Never ever even
Get the chance to sing
Pa**ing two productive hours
Tearing through a hundred pages
What a tale of star-crossed lovers
Pain adores me
God ignores me
Always thinking, thinking
Singing, never dancing
Never asking, asking why
Why the never?
Never never cries
Far too clever
Big girl
Big girl
Ships and princes
All gone home
Alone again
Again, alone
A quiet night at home
My thoughts of why
A quiet night at home, spent
Getting by