[Too $hort]
One thing's for sure...
You will get called a b**h... b**h
So motherf**in' fast - b**h
Short Dog's in the house... beotch!
What's up b**h, you the cut up b**h
f** somethin' b**h, s** somethin' b**h
Look out b**h, watch out b**h
Yeah I f**ed you b**h then got out, b**h
Catch out b**h, f** that sh**
Motherf**er gettin' mad, f** that b**h
So b**h, pay me b**h
You can love me b**h, you can hate me b**h
Straight up b**h, save a b**h
Then pay a b**h, I don't play that b**h
Cause a b**h is known to get outta line
And a b**h don't understand, I'm on the grind
You lil' b**h, I'm all about the paper
When I leave b**h tell 'em all about a player
Go on b**h, c'mon b**h
Run home b**h, get front on b**h
That's right b**h, f** off b**h
You get off b**h when you s** all them dicks
Get cut off b**h when I come home b**h
sh** ain't right? Get the f** on b**h
Speak up b**h, say what b**h
Wanna pull me down, I'mma stay up b**h
So what b**h, do what you wanna do
A n***a like me don't want nothin' with you
I want a b**h, a real a** b**h
You can feel that b**h when she k** that grip
Hundred dollar bills b**h, I'mma still get a grip
And I won't feel sh** when I get a new b**h
Lil' b**h, back up b**h
When I say you fine don't act a b**h
I'll slap a b**h, get smacked up b**h
Wanna get in my way when I stack up chips?
[Hook]
I'll call her a beotch!...
Beotch!...
Call her a beotch!...
Beotch!...
[Too $hort]
You know what?
A b**h is a once-a-month funky co*k bleedin'
b**h fell in love but she won't stop cheatin'
Real dumb with low self esteem
f** a n***a she just met and won't be able to see him
Later on when she wanna get f**ed some more
I said "b**h, why you such a stupid ho?"
You lil' b**h, you never could f** with this
And every b**h that don't like it, she can s** my dick
20 years later, still settin' it off
Still talkin' bad 'bout them pregnant dogs
They ask me "Short Dog, why you talk so bad?"
b**h disrespect me, get off in her a**
I'm pullin' ho cards (time to learn a lesson real quick)
Ask me, "What's the definition of a b**h?"
A real b**h - she gon' know she one
s** the dick, drink the nut, and say she owe me one
Damn b**h, you that b**h, can you do that b**h?
Move back b**h, say who that b**h... I don't know you ho
I don't sniff c**aine, I don't want no blow
b**h you a dummie - b**h, junkie
b**h, funky b**h, punka** b**h
Jump out b**h, get the f** out b**h, get cussed out b**h
Cause a b**h is known to get on my nerves
And a b**h don't really know when I'm on the swerve
I'm like "b**h, miss me", "b**h don't kiss me"
"b**h, just lick me b**h"
You's a b**h, knew it when I heard the beat
b**h ain't nothin' but a word to me
I told you ten times, all she gon' get is pimp lines
I'm Short Dog -
[Hook]
I'll call her a beotch!...
Beotch!...
Call her a beotch!...
Beotch!...