All full of alcohol,
Vapours of ethanol,
Me and my family
Hopelessly lost at sea,
I leave my house like the Mary Celeste
And I jump to my d**h, and I jump to my d**h,
I leave my house like the Mary Celeste
And I jump to my d**h, and I jump to my d**h,
If I'm to die at sea
Find whiskey and pickle me,
Write a song with no lyrics,
Welcome home in good spirits,
If I'm to live until
I'm hopelessly tired and ill,
Visit me every day,
Please do not walk away,
I leave my house like the Mary Celeste
And I jump to my d**h, and I jump to my d**h,
I leave my house like the Mary Celeste
And I jump to my d**h, and I jump to my d**h.