[Intro: $ula]
Introducing to the world
For the first time ever
Give it up for Caleb The Awesomeness
Welcome the boy to the stage, people
[Verse 2: Caleb The Awesomeness]
My name is Caleb and I'm here to say
I want to get down in a major way
I want to party, I want to play
I will have fun today
[Verse 3: Caleb The Awesomeness]
I am the kid around town
I like to laugh, I don't like clowns
I'm going to wear a crown
It's gonna be so awesome, wow!
[Verse 4: Josh Man]
I can still see ya, I still see ya
You wanna be me, I wanna beat ya
I wanna meet your ex, so I can beat him
And have a daughter, and be a teacher
And never follow, and be a leader
And baby girl, I still see ya
I got a light-skinned girl who look like Beige Loaf