[Verse 1]
21 bowls is an average day
In the stoner life of Krazy Kracka Katie
Always on cloud nine blowin' away
You know I got that bong stuck to my face
I smoke for real it's tough to keep up
Don't challenge me to some type of smoke off
I can smoke forever not tryin' to stop
Been doin' it for years whether it's legal or not
You can call it pot, weed, that danky
I don't give a f** I just smoke it daily
Puff and puff away into outer spacey
Get a new sack and I'm salivating
Don't care about the name as long as I'm high
Sharin' ain't my thing unless we are tight
Don't even be sneaky try and steal my light
Even when I'm high I catch you bein' sly
Smokin' ain't a hobby I stay lit
If you got a problem you can s** it
Ain't nobody works harder than this b**h
That's why I always stay high to balance it!
[Hook]
Have a smoke with me
I smoke so much it's tough to breathe
Have a smoke with me
Let's roll it up and blow some trees!
Have a smoke with me
I smoke so much it's tough to breathe
Have a smoke with me
Let's roll it up and blow some trees!
[Verse 2]
I'm a stoner and I'm proud you know I'm smokin' loud
Stankin' up the place with my chronic cloud
I never come down high above the crowd
I can get you real high try and keep up with me now
I know you can't because I'm The Champ
Iron lungs is what I have
Step in my circle and it's tough to match
Bowls with me because I withstand
A lot of THC runs through my blood
I wouldn't be surprised if that's what I'm made of
I am one with my blunt
I gives a f** if you think that's dumb
It doesn't hurt no one in fact it's the opposite
If I didn't smoke I know I'd f**in' choke a b**h
I am not jokin' I am a ferocious b**h
So I keep smokin' to help me put up with it!
[Hook]
Have a smoke with me
I smoke so much it's tough to breathe
Have a smoke with me
Let's roll it up and blow some trees!
Have a smoke with me
I smoke so much it's tough to breathe
Have a smoke with me
Let's roll it up and blow some trees!
[Verse 3 ]
If it's sticky that's how you get me
I tell you hit me one more time just like I'm Britney
I'm not kidding when it comes to weed
You know I'm all about blowin' on some trees
By myself or in a group
Chillin' at home or in my coupe
If this ain't somethin' that you normally do
Well you with a pro I can teach you
Smoke with me I'ma get you high
I only smoke good so you gonna feel right
I don't really have a type as long it's nice
The variety keeps growing to keep me enticed
I can't say a bad word about Mary Jane
She's the only b**h who stays stuck on my brain
I never wanna stray my feelings are the same
Since the very first day you took my breath away!