Capsize, tired eyes collapse into clean sheets, Martinized
By bored friends' mothers who feed to release, their trust in kids and adult defeats
Home fries ain't no surprise, been about 17 since I realized
That no dashboard's gonna stop this chin If I take the wheel in the state I'm in
So one cheese steak and a Tastycake before I stop by Sears, get them to fix my breaks
All that Mopar, cement, snow, and rebar, but I just don't know how the roads are
No ballgame on a snow day but you're gonna see something crazy anyway
Bud Dwyer's three-five-seven the press, and another 10 ways to increase your debt
Hey, hey, what you gonna do when the credit card people start looking for you?
Blame it on the Governor, I'm from PA
Please bill me at a later date
And you can send it to me in Pennsylvania
Recalls and Armor All, I swear I can see Mumia straight from the Mall
Because the Camp Hill Prison doesn't hide its prize, down in Philly the whole block's on fire
Guess they're trying to get rid of them all, turned on the TV, can't believe what I saw
PBS, Zapatistas, the FARC? No, it's six-two-hundred Cobbs Creek Park!
Hey, hey, what you gonna do when the credit card people start looking for you?
Blame it on the Governor, I'm from PA
Won't you please bill me at a later date
You can send it to me in Pennsylvania