[Intro: Ken Kaniff]
Uhh, hell yea man, hm, oh f** yeah
When I'm not at home beating my sh** to d**h
I'm listening to The Madd Rapper's album
This is Ken Kaniff and I'm still mad as hell, f** you
[Verse 1: Eminem]
I'm crazy with this razor, with this razor I'm crazy
With this crazor I'm razy, razor crazed, I'm crazy
(Okay, I'm re-loaded) Go bring Jay Z
(Tell them him I'mma ghostwrite for him) on Dre's beats
Ran in the ladies' room naked in a blanket
At the banquet and started to spank it (ahh)
Came in the bank with a tank fired a blank at the clerk and handcuffed her ankles
To the safe and thanked her but I didn't take nothing (thanks)
Every bullet came from the same gun, just from different angles
Cause I was picking strange places to aim from
(Man, I bet you fifty bucks you won't jump out the window Shady)
*Crash* (Ahhhh!!) pay me
[Verse 2: The Madd Rapper]
Psyche, no bread
f**ed up in the head
Shot my girl and my sister cause I caught them in bed
(Wait, wait, wait)
I'm a crazy motherf**er might shoot me a Fed
Or I just might start a fist fight instead
See as far as the dough go, I go loco
See me pumpin' gas at your local Sunoco
Stuck off the hydro, mixed with cocoa
Jump turn styles, then run from po-po
[Hook: The Madd Rapper & Eminem] x2
Life stinks, we don't give a f** son, we crazy
Tear up the clubs and do d**, we crazy
f** wild hoes and bust slugs, we crazy
Madd rapper is crazy
Slim Shady is crazy
[Verse 3: The Madd Rapper]
I wish I'd been aborted, my pockets got a shortage
Everything I wanna floss I can't afford it
I'm trying to sell an o, my pops trying to snort it
My daughter's babysitter is about to be deported
I'm mad cause I still stand in line for clubs
Mad cause my rottweiler still sh**s on the rugs
(God Dammit Spike)
Feeling kinda crazy now, I just might flip out
Slim Shady gave me shrooms and I might trip out, like
(Eh.... Oh... Dude
Yo, this sh** is crazy... oohhhh..... This is
Incredible... ohhh....)
f** that Slim keep that for yourself
You a crazy white dude and you need some help
Word
[Verse 4: Eminem]
I got a beautiful wife, kids, and a gorgeous home
What would make me jump in the tub with a cordless phone?
I'm straight vicious, I hit you with plates and dishes
Leave you with eight stitches
What I'm gay cause I hate b**hes
s*ut, don't be nice to me, I've had it with girls
And I'll still be mad at the world
Even if it apologized to me (sorry)
You're hearing the last thoughts of a man about to blow his f**ing brains out
Fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse
Spread out on a blood stained couch
In front of his kids that he just k**ed in the same house
I'm sicker than Boy George picturing Michael Jackson
In little boys' drawers shopping at toy stores
Shady said it, Shady meant it
I stay demented
I'll throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it
Go ahead pull the plug, think I won't smack you
I just dropped a f**ing pill mom, don't vacuum
[Hook]